I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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