i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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