ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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