I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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