what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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