Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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