I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
