then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My penis needs a shock collar
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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