Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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