No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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