i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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