I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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