Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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