The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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