VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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