i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
