Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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