your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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