puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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