I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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