we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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