A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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