I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
FUCK WHALES
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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