Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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