Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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