im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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