So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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