there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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