your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I lost the right to judge tonight
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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