hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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