Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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