now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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