If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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