i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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