just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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