rhymes with "ouble enetration"
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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