I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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