All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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