i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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