Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I am one with the molecules
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