do herpes really smell.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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