We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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