well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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