I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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