so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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