do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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