Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We are all done wearing pants today
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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