come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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