She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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