Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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