belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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