Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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